Story behind this: My friend, Karen and I just went to Staple in Austin Texas. When we arrived, Karen said she didn’t notice any black people around. It was like I was the only one. I told her I was elusive like big foot. I dunno. We’re weird like that. You must admit, it makes for a funny newscast, right?

Staple! It was pretty fun! I went and tried to sell my wares! I didn’t sell much but I had a fun time trying. I was also told I was like good chicken salad. What?! Yeah, I know. chicken salad!